App roast

Roast my app.

Get a deterministic landing-page roast without unsafe crawling. Paste the URL for format validation, then describe the page yourself so App Graveyard can grade clarity, CTA, trust, mobile UX, and monetization from builder-provided fields only.

Roast your app

Paste a URL for format validation only. App Graveyard does not fetch, crawl, screenshot, or inspect the page in this MVP.

Takes 2-3 minutes. The roast uses only what you provide and never crawls your URL.

App or landing page URL

Validated for format only. It is never fetched.

App name

Used only to label your local report and share copy.

What it does

State the product, buyer, and outcome as plainly as possible.

Target user

Be narrower than a category like founders, creators, or small businesses.

Landing page headline

Paste the main hero headline visitors see first.

Primary CTA

The main button or action visitors are asked to take.

Pricing model

Who pays, how much, and what they get.

Traction or proof

Optional, but it strongly affects trust scoring.

Biggest concern

Optional. Name the thing you suspect is hurting conversion.

Waiting for your roast

Your report will appear here.

You will get an app roast risk score, six surface scores, top fixes, time-boxed repair lists, and share copy. The URL is validated but never fetched.